There’s a snowflake. There’s another. This keeps up, we might have enough to make a snowball by the time President Bachmann closes our embassy in Tehran.
Jesus. When did all the brains leak out of the GOP? I remember when we thought Gerald Ford was a dummy — Pat Oliphant used to caricature him with a Band-Aid on his forehead. But this lot makes Jerry look like James Madison.
The Repugs are a little light in the testicles department, too. Mitt “Who Am I Today?” Romney can’t even field a few slow pitches from Fox News, and then snivels about the questions being “overly aggressive” and “uncalled for.”
Nuts the GOP has a-plenty. Balls, not so much.
• Meanwhile, back at the Mustang Ranch: I propose that if one of the GOP’s serial adulterers makes it all the way to the White House that we rename his workplace the Oval Orifice.